Where’s Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden right now?

Alex Reid, who you may remember for this

Can now be also credited not only as cross-dresser, boxer, Jordan piece and baby-daddy of reality tv star kids, but now he can also now add “Massively Talented Singing Sensation” to his list of accolades. Alex needs to join Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden in a Nu-Supremes trio (with Heidi obviously being the LEAD) in which they use the raw power of their naturally beautiful and stunning voices to blow away sold out stadium after stadium in a world tour that will make U2 quiver.

I just wanted to take the time to thank Cascada and David Guetta for inflicting this brand of pop music into the world. You know Euro-Rave-Lite pop was really devoid in car radios across the land, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone in thinking my commute would be better if my entire journey sounded like the audible translation of Ecstasy and a Wetherspoons on a Saturday Night.