We Get it Nicole Scherzinger
Nicole Fingerlicker has been singing songs for a few years now. Most of them are fucking terrible, and as such ‘no-one curr’. However Nicole is pretty determined to make everyone realize that
a) She’s sexy.
b) She will have sex with you.
c) She lives a difficult life obstructed by the fact that everyone is jealous of how sexy she is.
Once you’ve had it drummed into you that Nicole Scherzinger acting like a woman at least six years younger than her actual age is a huge turn-on for you, then you are invited to believe that she is also the most talented singer/dancer of our generation.
Beyonce should watch herself because Nicole has the fierce determination to make everyone believe she is the PERFORMER OF OUR TIME that Beyonce hasn’t seen since she fired those other girls from Destiny’s Child.Seriously Nicole, we get it, you fucking love yourself, you are great. Whatever.
Here is Nicole eye-fucking the shit out a camera as she rolls all over a floor. You’ve seen this a hundred times before, but because her last single was flop city she’s rushed this one out instead. It’s called “Wet”. Sigh.