Tori Spelling’s cannonball titties are here to say hello.

Tori Spelling took a break from her busy career of pretending to be upset at her husband for sticking his peen in a non Preying Mantis vagina yesterday, in order to take her kids to the beach.

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Tori is at this stage basically as big as Britney and Brangelina combined, so it made total sense that the paparazzi would be following this international A+++ lister to the beach to sneak pictures of her and her family sharing private moments.

Since no Tori Spelling outing would be complete without something a little terrifying for the eyeballs, Tori covered up most of her face with sunglasses but made sure that the world was able to see her giant  cannonball titties.

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As with all celebrity beach pictures, Tori and her family did a lot of fuck all other than splash around and pretend to not know the cameras were there. Dean was there too but was busy surfing. And by surfing I mean looking for any other poon to hit than his wife’s. You have to feel a little bit sorry for Tori Spelling and her general life, but as long as you do it from a safe distance as when she readies her legs she can jump anywhere from 40-45 feet according to Encyclopedia Britannica.

 

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