Tom Cruises search for a new wife was a shock, say TMZ
According to TMZ, Tom Cruise’s launch of Beard Idol to find his new fembot was a last minute scramble for his agents, because he had no fucking idea that Katie would file for divorce, and she’s going in for Suri in sole custody rights.
Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move … Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.
We also know Katie is asking for a “suitable amount” of child support ..and asks for a division of property in her divorce docs, although we know there was a significant prenup that is based on California law. Katie makes no mention of the prenup in her filing.
We’re told Tom is“very sad” and “did not see this coming.”
We’re also told there is some “nastiness” here, evidenced by Katie’s move to get sole legal custody.
Tom’s rep has released a statement saying, “Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children. Please allow them their privacy to work this out.”
Katie will definitely get custody of Suri because her microchip contains about 1000 layers of REVEALING and Tom does not want that situation to occur, but Tom is going to be super fucking pissed and Katie will probably be in breach of wedded contract and other related contracts. First born custody clauses etc.
Katie doesn’t realize what she’s dealing with by violating her programming matrix. Tom is like a seriously high level Thetan and the Thetans are not to be messed with because of you know, thetans basically are the reason for the “Hide you kids hide yo wife ” song and shittily enough she and Suri fall into BOTH of those categories.
You know, small stuff really, like allegedly having your divorce wiretapped. Nothing to be worried about, im sure.