Tagged: Scandal

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Scarlett Johansson’s Captain America Poster

Scarlett Johansson in the new poster for the Captain America sequel proving that yes, Mariah Carey’s airbrush artists are occasionally allowed out of the sweatshop to undertake freelance projects, and that the only thing to distract people from the controversy of money grabbing is the controversy...

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Last Person Available to sell out Britney Spears does so.

As the Britney Spears of 2014 consists of a plainly dressed woman driving to the gym, working out, buying Starbucks, going to soccer games with her kids and then dancing on a stage for a few hours a day, the tabloid industry have cruelly forced us...

BREAKING: Snorlax enters rehab, admits problem. 0

BREAKING: Snorlax enters rehab, admits problem.

In a LA-DELI WORLD EXCLUSIVE, Snorlax of the smash hit television series and video game saga Pokemon has reportedly entered the Betty Ford clinic for substance and food addiction. Snorlax has been troubling close friends for years with erratic eating behaviour and passing out in...

Being Justin Beiber’s neighbour is the worst thing. 0

Being Justin Beiber’s neighbour is the worst thing.

Justin Beiber’s neighbours are the saddest, most upset millionaires this side of a BP oil spill, or so says TMZ  and anyone with ears. Apparently, not only as My Little Ken been terrorizing the world with such obscenities as every single fucking thing that he...

Jessica Simpson’s dad is maybe gay. 0

Jessica Simpson’s dad is maybe gay.

You know as a kid I used to go on about how hot Pamela Anderson was to hide my secret Steve Guttenberg crush (Not ashamed). Given that Pamela Anderson didn’t always look like a cracked out chain-smoking waitress on route 66, it kind of worked. Probably not...