Tagged: Rita Ora

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Two Saints spent the night playing Sudoku

Because celebrities have publicists who work day and night to make them seem ultimately like holy beings, if you hear that a celebrity branded “A bit of a schlaggggg really” then you have to really ask yourself how many people they are banging to get...

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Fifty Shades of Grey sucks.

In the most unexpected, world-altering news you will read all week, the upcoming feature film adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Why Is My Mother Reading This!?”  is a fucking damn mess and studio execs decided to drop the “R” word on the film – not ricin...

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Rita Whora is sitting next to Kim Kartrashian at the VMAS

Because the VMA’s are STUNT BITCHES, they took a quick look at their seating chart at the VMAS and decided that it was missing controversy and ratings. As such, they decided to sit Rob Kardashian’s ex, walking std Rita Ora literally four seats away from the bag...

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Rita Ora isn’t here for Calvin Harris questions.

The most important breakup in SUPER SUPER A-LIST celebrity history known as Rita Whora and Calvin Harris has added another super dramatic chapter to it’s books today. Rita was at the launching of a new DKNY fragrance (read: turning up at the drop of a...

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Calvin Harris isn’t here for Rita Ora.

The Lidl version of Rihanna (who in herself is at best an ASDA version of Beyonce) known as Rita Ora has recently been mouthing off about how upset she was that her ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris stopped her from performing the song he wrote and produced for her....