Tagged: pregnant

Because the world said “There just aren’t enough Kardashians” 0

Because the world said “There just aren’t enough Kardashians”

A collective panic swept across the world this afternoon with news that Kim Kardashians giant pregnant body is now half the size as she popped out a baby girl. It’s interesting because just yesterday i was talking to a good friend of mine and at...

Adele is incubating a human. 0

Adele is incubating a human.

Adele is pregnant! Adele is apparently with some dude called Simon Konecki and he obviously isn’t the subject of any of her albums because Adele allowed him to shoot a stray sperm into her lady parts and get her knocked up. According to the Daily...

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant. 0

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant.

It’s pretty fucking lucky that ALIAS ended when it did, because Jennifer Garner appeared to have been holding up four lifetimes of BEBE-MAKING to unleash an army ¬†attractive, strong-jawed offspring with Ben Affleck. No one wants to see Sydney Bristow in that lacy bra and...