Tagged: Photoshop

Mariah's Photoshop Mess 0

The Mariah Carey Photoshop Army strike again.

Presented without comment: Butterfly Empress Mariah Carey’s Instagram in denial of her recent lazy performances or changing body shape. I mean, i love Mimi and i think if she wants to hit up Denny’s at 4am every night then that’s her thing, go for it!...

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Mariah Carey’s photoshoots are expensive.

This just in – the digital, lighting and styling mastery and Harry Potter level of special effects that it takes to turn Mariah Carey from whatever current form she is to a twig version of Beyonce  is about as expensive as you might imagine. Mariah is being slapped...

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Kris Jenner digitally enhances her instagram pictures.

In the least surprising and most important news ever written in the history of the written word, Kris Jenner has been found to be digitally enhancing her Instagram pictures before uploading them. Kris is pimping out her horrible new cookbook and of course since she attracts other famewhores...

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time 0

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time

Photoshop is a tool of great power. It help’s Mariah Carey sell CDS. It Help’s Britney Spears sell concert tickets. It helps Jessica Simpson appear to lose more weight than she really has when she does the ‘After’ posters for weight watchers.  But the real...

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant. 0

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant.

It’s pretty fucking lucky that ALIAS ended when it did, because Jennifer Garner appeared to have been holding up four lifetimes of BEBE-MAKING to unleash an army  attractive, strong-jawed offspring with Ben Affleck. No one wants to see Sydney Bristow in that lacy bra and...