Tagged: Mariah Carey

Happy MIMI ASPEN SEASON! 0

Happy MIMI ASPEN SEASON!

It is the season to not be hungry, or so it goes for Moomi as she heads out  ONCE AGAIN to the beautiful Aspen slopes in order to gift us the Festive Moments gift of her papped in a variety of snow-themed outfits whilst she...

Nicki Minaj and Mimi will make American Idol watchable. 0

Nicki Minaj and Mimi will make American Idol watchable.

Remember when Mariah Carey signed up to American Idol and hit the roof when her former collaborator Whatever A Nicki Minaj Is was also signed to the table? Remember how you thought “Probably, but there is no substantial evidence to support this story which is right up...

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time 0

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time

Photoshop is a tool of great power. It help’s Mariah Carey sell CDS. It Help’s Britney Spears sell concert tickets. It helps Jessica Simpson appear to lose more weight than she really has when she does the ‘After’ posters for weight watchers.  But the real...

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant. 0

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant.

It’s pretty fucking lucky that ALIAS ended when it did, because Jennifer Garner appeared to have been holding up four lifetimes of BEBE-MAKING to unleash an army  attractive, strong-jawed offspring with Ben Affleck. No one wants to see Sydney Bristow in that lacy bra and...