Tagged: Mariah Carey

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The Mariah Carey Photoshop Army strike again.

Presented without comment: Butterfly Empress Mariah Carey’s Instagram in denial of her recent lazy performances or changing body shape. I mean, i love Mimi and i think if she wants to hit up Denny’s at 4am every night then that’s her thing, go for it!...

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Mariah Carey is here to rule your jewel encrusted phone.

Because Mimi has already replaced Whitney as “The New Whitney” and replaced the sun as “The New Star” it was only a matter of time before Mimi looked at who’s hot and happening right now to replace them like the iconic and timeless superstar that...

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Mimi is headed to Vegas

Because the snowy hills of Aspen are only a seasonal dalliance for Empress of the Butterflies Mariah Carey, she has to find something to do with her time for the rest of the year. For a while, visiting the HSN to sell moments was enough for...

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Update: Mimi still can’t really sing.

A sound engineer must really hate Mariah Carey, because bitches raw vocals at her shakiest performances leak faster than Christina Aguilera at an Etta James singalong. It’s Christmas, and so the patron saint of Christmas known as Mimi is wheeling out her two holiday albums...

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Mariah Carey’s photoshoots are expensive.

This just in – the digital, lighting and styling mastery and Harry Potter level of special effects that it takes to turn Mariah Carey from whatever current form she is to a twig version of Beyonce  is about as expensive as you might imagine. Mariah is being slapped...