Tagged: kim kardashian

Kim Kardashian totally wants to be Beyonce 1

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There are a lot of ways you can tell if you are not famous. Looking at your bank balance and asking yourself if you can or can’t afford a loaf. Checking your Facebook and seeing if you pay anyone to be your friend. Looking at your genitals...

Naomi Campbell keeps it shady for Kim Kardashian 0

Naomi Campbell keeps it shady for Kim Kardashian

If Kim Kardashian is feeling a cool breeze on her wax mannequin skin and freezer block face today, it’s probably the solar eclipse of shade that’s been cast on her by Empress of Shade Naomi Campbell who took a break from terrorizing people on the set of...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West 0

Times must be hard at Vogue

Times must be tough for Vogue because instead of a human female who is only a missed meal of a single pea away from dying they’ve placed Kim and Kanye on the cover at last. I say at last because Kanye probably had to go straight...

Kim Kardashian’s ass is about to get bigger. 0

Kim Kardashian’s ass is about to get bigger.

In important news HAPPY HOGMANAY! I hope you are totally drunk and reveling in the festivities when you read this message, because this is called a SHIT SANDWICH, in which i wrap some really terrible news in much better news. So as you read this,...

Kim Kardashian uses Marine Corps Ball as a publicity stunt 0

Kim Kardashian uses Marine Corps Ball as a publicity stunt

Kim Kardashian is the absolute #1 in A-Game fame whoring. If you told Kim she’d make $30 from selling a range of bottled piss, she’d do it! (and she did!) If you told Kim that she’d be able to get more famous by dating a...