Tagged: Jennifer Garner

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Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Lindsay Shookus’ alien baby.

Jennifer Garner. Why can’t a sister just buy a fuckin eggplant in peace? The tabloids are transfixed with her. TRANS-FIXED. Salacious pictures of her walking around in jeans with her kids at farmers markets buying strawberries? Hold the press! Jennifer Garner just looked at an orange!...

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Bennifer have removed their wedding rings.

In a breakup,  there are usually two types of people. There are the Ben Afflecks and the Jennifer Garners. The Jennifer Garners of the world try to make it work when it’s evidently broken.  Probably (but not always) the better half of the relationship, this person...

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Literally nothing is happening

So it’s been a long time since we updated LA Deli, and you might think that’s because Perez Hilton broke the site with his general being since he was the last thing we wrote about. I mean, it’s not like there’s been a shortage of...

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There was an Alias reunion last night, and it was perfect.

At last, TMZ’s disgusting photographers are finally good for something other than helping me maintain the staff office chart of Britney’s favourite frapps. The paps caught Jennifer Garner, Victor Garber and J.J Abrams meeting up for dinner in L.A last night. You might also know these three...

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So Adam Sandler is everyone’s awkward uncle.

When you turn up to a movie premiere with Jennifer Garner things that might be appropriate to wear include but are not limited to – a tuxedo, a three piece suit, a blazer and smart jeans (if its a romcom) and a neatly tucked shirt with...

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Ben Affleck doing the ice bucket challenge.

Okay so there’s only so many more ice bucket challenge videos I can post before this blog becomes “ICE BUCKET CHALLENGES BLOG” so i’m going to keep that shit in check, but here’s a cute video of Buttchin Batman tackling Jennifer Garner after she chucks...