Tagged: gwyneth paltrow

Someone let Brit Brit read something mean about her. 0

Someone let Brit Brit read something mean about her.

Jimmy Kimmel must have slipped Papa Spears some extra shit hot emmental this month because Papa Spears actually allowed Brit Brit to hold an actual real telephone and use it to read something on the internet about herself that wasn’t “Britney Spears is the most...

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Well Played, Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart and her legendary shading of Gwyneth Paltrow continues this month in glorious fashion. Incase you had any doubb that Martha is a shady bitch queen who is basically the Anna Wintour of delicious home baked goods and white cotton throws, then take a...

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Quelle Surprise: Goopy Paltrow is insufferable.

Because the grass is still green, the sky is still blue, and Avril Lavigne is still mentally 17- it should come as no surprise that Gwyneth Paltrow is still about as much fun as sticking a pin through your peehole. Highly reputable (not really) source RadarOnline...

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Chris Martin might have been banging Alexa Chung

So because celebrity relationships are SERIOUS BUSINESS, we are still talking about the split so shocking that we  should have cut to an audience shot of some guy in a suit picking his nose and eating as he drifted off. Yes, its Gwyneth and Chris Splitsgate Episode...

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Chris Martin and Goopy Paltrow to split

Because being married to Gwneyth Paltrow is like being committed to a dried up riesen who forces you to take a daily enema, the separation announcement that absolutely nobody saw coming  (read: even fucking water bears saw this coming)  has finally dropped where Goopy decided...

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time 0

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time

Photoshop is a tool of great power. It help’s Mariah Carey sell CDS. It Help’s Britney Spears sell concert tickets. It helps Jessica Simpson appear to lose more weight than she really has when she does the ‘After’ posters for weight watchers.  But the real...