Tagged: Gossip

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Britney Spears’ face still looks different.

In “Shit, im late to the party” news, Britney Spears covered Women’s Health magazine and looked like a rough and ready version of Heidi Klum. The world’s monocle dropped and everyone was like “HARPO, WHO DIS WOMAN?”. Well as we already reported Britney had some work...

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The Spurses did gone have a wedding y’all

If you woke up two days ago smelling the scent of deep fried chicken and cheese and couldn’t see a KFC bucket anywhere in sight, then you were just smelling the global meltdown of frying the fuck out of everything known as Jamie Spears’ catering...

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Chris Brown’s fists go walkabout into another female again!

Chris Brown’s fists are about to get signed to an ABC Comedy sitcom after he hilariously beat down yet another woman! Those fists, what will they do next? So wacky, so unpredictable! According to TMZ, Chris’s fists were a little tired from the vacation but...

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The Queen has the shits.

IMAGE: The Queen of the shits, Kate Winslet. In a TOP STORY ON BBC NEWS, The Queen is in hospital as a “precaution” after she contracted gastroenteritis. Translation: THE QUEEN TOTALLY HAS THE SHITTY SHIT SHITS. Gastroenteritis is no joke. I can’t tell you how...

It’s exceptionally difficult being a rich beautiful person, part 19409 0

It’s exceptionally difficult being a rich beautiful person, part 19409

Kelly Brook has joined a long line of celebrities suffering from an extremely dangerous condition named ‘Celebrityitis’ in which they entirely lose touch of reality, usually around the time they forget what the inside of a Tescos looks like. After being attacked by Cosmetic Surgery...