Tagged: Divorce

Jennifer Garner Pregnant with a berry 0

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Lindsay Shookus’ alien baby.

Jennifer Garner. Why can’t a sister just buy a fuckin eggplant in peace? The tabloids are transfixed with her. TRANS-FIXED. Salacious pictures of her walking around in jeans with her kids at farmers markets buying strawberries? Hold the press! Jennifer Garner just looked at an orange!...

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Bennifer have removed their wedding rings.

In a breakup,  there are usually two types of people. There are the Ben Afflecks and the Jennifer Garners. The Jennifer Garners of the world try to make it work when it’s evidently broken.  Probably (but not always) the better half of the relationship, this person...

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Quelle Surprise: Goopy Paltrow is insufferable.

Because the grass is still green, the sky is still blue, and Avril Lavigne is still mentally 17- it should come as no surprise that Gwyneth Paltrow is still about as much fun as sticking a pin through your peehole. Highly reputable (not really) source RadarOnline...

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Chris Martin and Goopy Paltrow to split

Because being married to Gwneyth Paltrow is like being committed to a dried up riesen who forces you to take a daily enema, the separation announcement that absolutely nobody saw coming  (read: even fucking water bears saw this coming)  has finally dropped where Goopy decided...

Katie Holmes is a catholic now. 0

Katie Holmes is a catholic now.

Katie Holmes obviously gives a single shit about her mortality at this stage, because she walked past the convoy of black escalades following her everywhere right into a Catholic Church and came out to scratch each of those fuckers down the side with a rosary....