Tagged: Crazy

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Taylor Swift can literally fart in a microphone for a #1 hit.

Jewel-adorned buttercup princess, cat collector and former country singer Taylor Swift has proven that crossing over and waving “Bye, Bitch!” to Nashville is the way to go if your life goal includes “owning a state”. Everywhere you go, IT’S TAYLOR SWIFT.  Taylor Swift managed to overcome...

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The fugitive who stopped to play with cats.

Any cat owner will know that whilst cats are definitely Satan and also can poop smells that you didn’t know were possible to exist without the accompanying sight of 1000 corpses, they make great occasional lap cosies and also can be quite entertaining if you...

Tyra Banks has written the worst book in the history of time. 0

Tyra Banks has written the worst book in the history of time.

Remember your favourite novel where a group of untraditional models find little weird eye-hats called smizes (hats for your eyes, duh!) which increase their chances of getting into model academy in a world of models called modelland?  Also, some sort of magic is involved. No?...