Tagged: Cheryl Cole

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Sarah Harding Wins Celebrity Big Brother.

In ‘What the flying fuck’ news, former Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding has been crowned the winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2017. Sarah did a great job in single-handedly keeping the show in the tabloids for the past month by cheating on her boyfriend, having...

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Cheryl Fernando-Chiquitita thinks Nuhdeen Coyle is full of shit.

Incase you haven’t heard, Cheryl Fernando-Chiquitita has recently set a new record as the British female with the most British #1 singles. In a terrifying harbinger signaling the assured end of our species, Cheryl has managed to accumulate 5 solo number ones in her career. This is especially...

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Strictly Come Dancing trumps X-Factor in ratings battle 2014

  Because old people are 80% more likely to have literally nothing else to do on a Saturday and Sunday night, Strictly Come Dancing continued its winning streak of beating out X-Factor as the competitive talent show of choice this weekend when it returned. Strictly...

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Nicole Scherzinger got fired because of Cheryl Cole

Simon Cowell has admitted that he fired Nicole Scherzinger from this year’s X-Factor UK because he was pretty sure that there’d be a clash of the Ego titans between Nicole and Cheryl Cole. Speaking to the apex of modern journalism known as The Sun, Simon...

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Presenting Nicole Scherzinger, snatcher of dreams.

For some reason a sizable number of British people really like Cheryl Cole thanks to her solid ability to fake down-to-earth and her drop dead (only if she forgets to eat her smint every 12 hours) gorgeous looks. So who can blame the world for...