Tagged: Celebrity Divorce

Jennifer Garner Pregnant with a berry 0

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Lindsay Shookus’ alien baby.

Jennifer Garner. Why can’t a sister just buy a fuckin eggplant in peace? The tabloids are transfixed with her. TRANS-FIXED. Salacious pictures of her walking around in jeans with her kids at farmers markets buying strawberries? Hold the press! Jennifer Garner just looked at an orange!...

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Chris Martin might have been banging Alexa Chung

So because celebrity relationships are SERIOUS BUSINESS, we are still talking about the split so shocking that we  should have cut to an audience shot of some guy in a suit picking his nose and eating as he drifted off. Yes, its Gwyneth and Chris Splitsgate Episode...

EVERYONE’S DAY IS JUST RUINED NOW! 0

EVERYONE’S DAY IS JUST RUINED NOW!

After seeing this breaking headline on UsWeekly about universally beloved sister-in-law of international icon and celebritay Heidi Montag’s marriage failing, the world falls to it’s feet and shouts “NO WHY GOD WHY! IS TRUE LOVE DEAD?” Stephanie Pratt and Julien Chabbott (?) have divorced as...