Tagged: Celebrities

And in other Oscars news 0

And in other Oscars news

ohn Travolta is back to scene stealing somewhere that isn’t allegedly a bathhouse in Los Angeles!¬†John only had literally three lines to say in the entirety of the Oscars. It took me a quick minute before I figured out he wasn’t some melted pancake who’d...

The Queen has the shits. 0

The Queen has the shits.

IMAGE: The Queen of the shits, Kate Winslet. In a TOP STORY ON BBC NEWS, The Queen is in hospital as a “precaution” after she contracted gastroenteritis. Translation: THE QUEEN TOTALLY HAS THE SHITTY SHIT SHITS. Gastroenteritis is no joke. I can’t tell you how...

It’s exceptionally difficult being a rich beautiful person, part 19409 0

It’s exceptionally difficult being a rich beautiful person, part 19409

Kelly Brook has joined a long line of celebrities suffering from an extremely dangerous condition named ‘Celebrityitis’ in which they entirely lose touch of reality, usually around the time they forget what the inside of a Tescos looks like. After being attacked by Cosmetic Surgery...

Herpes always was a good selling point for fragrances 0

Herpes always was a good selling point for fragrances

Everyone knows the best way to launch a fragrance these days is with herpes. I mean, you could make a really easy joke about herpes when you discuss ¬†”Be Reem” and “Dazzle”, the official fragrances of The Only Way Is Essex, but Kirk from the...