Britney Spears gives an interview in which she doesn’t A. Appear to be sleepingB. Read an obvious script.C. Look like she is dead inside.D. Sound like she’s got a flu.E. Make a myriad of grammatical errors when reading an inappropriate script to the questions asked.F. Look like a bloated man. Yes it would appear that Britney Spears may actually be “giving a fuck” again, although i hesitate to say that given her extensive history of raising the hopes of the world only to sit back down on a street corner with a frap. Combined with news that she’s actually bothering to sing on her new tour could be the first signs that Britney Spears is not going to be a highly-medicated mess for the next fifteen years. I’m still not sure what the hell is happening with her face though. One minute she looks like regular old Britney from 2003. The next she looks like a 38 year old woman after smoking the entire cigar output of cuba. Make up your mind, Britney’s face, you can’t be both at once! (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Britney Spears’ face should be in the museum of modern art because every time you look at that shit its completely different. Britney Spears is the picasso of photoshop, lighting and makeup artists. As a supporter of Britney I hate to go there but I would like to forward the idea that no matter how skinny she gets now, her face looks permanently bloated. I saw Brit Brit shaking her cooch in my face in her last tour and her body and face looked great – so what the hell happened since then? Two years of ageing do not a squarejaw make. The above video largely serves to “promote” her new tour and by that I mean confirm that you have totally wasted your money on those Femme Fatale tour tickets.
Since Britney Spears is very successful and popular, she has extended her European leg of her forthcoming Femme Fatale tour. The tour which was in high demand by the 100 strong team who pay mortgages from Spears’ name, is said to be a spectacle of lip-syncing and pushing Britney around on various seating arrangements. Fans of stationery objects and vacant eyed shimmying everywhere cannot wait to part with enough money to save an entire village of starving African orphans each. Spears’ management continue to be excited about the tour on her behalf. Twittering on her account, they promised it would be her “best tour yet”. Spears herself could not be reached for comment as she was previously-engaged in a four year long stint of not giving a fuck.
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