Tagged: Bitch Please

Katherine Heigl doesn’t think she’s difficult. 0

Katherine Heigl doesn’t think she’s difficult.

Against all the odds and a sea of thrown blackberries, Katherine Heigl is currently on television starring in the budget bastard lovechild of Homeland and Scandal called “State of Affairs”. Accordingly, Katherine has been taking a break from giving The Hollywood Reporter fodder  about what a bitch...

So, Then…The Trivago Woman. 0

So, Then…The Trivago Woman.

In todays edition of “So, Then…” we have the basic brunette from the Trivago adverts. Not only is the chick from the Trivago adverts super fucking demanding and high maintainence (Her ideal holiday is essentially George Clooney’s Lake Como palace)  but she has her A+++++...

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Get DAT MONEY, Prince!

Twenty years ago I was six and so my engagement of entertainment news watching ZZZAP! and seeing if that evil annoying bitch Daisy Dares had dared the handymen to throttle her yet. Accordingly, I guess I wasn’t aware of this shit, but apparently Prince had a...

Kim Kardashian totally wants to be Beyonce 1

Single Armenian Female

There are a lot of ways you can tell if you are not famous. Looking at your bank balance and asking yourself if you can or can’t afford a loaf. Checking your Facebook and seeing if you pay anyone to be your friend. Looking at your genitals...