Tagged: Beyonce

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Gaga can probably retire now.

hilst it might be tempting for you to pay $300 to go and see Lady Gaga roll around a stage and talk about how Just Dance is the most important artistic statement of the 21st century which we should all feel humbled to bear witness...

Incase you didn’t get the message already 0

Incase you didn’t get the message already

Here is a promotional image from Beyonce’s upcoming tour. So you know, just so you get it, BEYONCE IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING, 

Beyonce is going to eat Kelly Clarkson 0

Beyonce is going to eat Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson was also at the Inauguration Ceremony in which she sung the bastard child of “God Save the Queen” which Americans like to style as “My Country Tis Of Thee” whatever the hell that means. Kelly sang her heart out about freedom, patriotism, flags...

Beyonce got hers and got OUT. 0

Beyonce got hers and got OUT.

Beyonce’s past three years have basically been spent with her outside the White House door with cookies offering a massage to Obama with the knowledge that IF he gets re-elected, there’s going to be another strong black woman needed to SING SING SING the shit...

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time 0

The Greatest Photoshop Imaginings of our Time

Photoshop is a tool of great power. It help’s Mariah Carey sell CDS. It Help’s Britney Spears sell concert tickets. It helps Jessica Simpson appear to lose more weight than she really has when she does the ‘After’ posters for weight watchers.  But the real...

Beyonce’s ring will never be the same after today 0

Beyonce’s ring will never be the same after today

Beyonce has ended months of speculation that she is very not pregnant by shitting out a baby today. Yes that did seem like a suspiciously quick pregnancy. Maybe she got impatient and forced her surrogate vagina into an early labour. According to People Magazine… The singer, whose pregnancy...