Tagged: Beyonce

Everything about the 711 video and song is a fucking mess. 0

Everything about the 711 video and song is a fucking mess.

No comment necessary other than the title, really. I see Beyonce trying to give this an =authentic= feel but Gore Verbinski can be seen seated in front of the 120 person production team at around 3 minutes 4 seconds. What a fucking drag it must...

Here’s Beyonce swaying like a weirdo girl from a horror movie. 0

Here’s Beyonce swaying like a weirdo girl from a horror movie.

So you know in horror movies there’s always someone who’s been exposed to the demon/horror/carnage  and who’s tiny mind couldn’t process it? The one who gets committed to a horrible asylum that looks like it couldn’t possibly exist in modern medicine in Michigan and whispers...

Jay Z Assaulted by Solange Knowles 0

Solange Knowles attacks Jay-Z in front of Beyonce.

If you’re wondering why the look on Jay-Z’s face in the picture above is familiar, it’s because that’s the look you have on your face when you have a demon unleashed on your ass and you are truly whipped. I guess Beyonce has cut Solange’s...

Kim Kardashian totally wants to be Beyonce 1

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There are a lot of ways you can tell if you are not famous. Looking at your bank balance and asking yourself if you can or can’t afford a loaf. Checking your Facebook and seeing if you pay anyone to be your friend. Looking at your genitals...

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Beyonce cries very real tears.

A little story about Beyonce. I went to see her ass perform live at the I Am Sasha Gimmick tour, because im a gay man and I will entertain this foolery, and that bitch literally turned tears on and off like an emotional water mains....