Tagged: Ben Affleck

BREAKING NEWS: Ben Affleck to be wooden in new film. 0

BREAKING NEWS: Ben Affleck to be wooden in new film.

In a developing story, Ben Affleck has signed on to play a plank of wood pretending to be Batman in a 2015 sequel to Zack Synder’s 2013 pic “Henry Cavill is fucking Delicious”. Above: an exclusive early look at Ben Affleck in costume for the...

The Oscars 2013: Jennifer Lawrence fell on her face 0

The Oscars 2013: Jennifer Lawrence fell on her face

So basically Jennifer Lawrence is amazing and brilliant and we all love her, we really really love her. Somewhere, in a dark room, Kristen Stewart is seething furious over the career she thought she’d have but Jennifer Lawrence got instead. But Kristen got the cackliest...

Garfleck celebrate 7 years on Tommy’s divorce day 0

Garfleck celebrate 7 years on Tommy’s divorce day

In a cruel twist of contractual fate, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck celebrated 7 years together on the very same day that Tommy Girl announced that his fembot had malfunctioned and filed for divorce. The 7 year mark puts Ben and Jen together for over...

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant. 0

Jennifer Garner is perpetually pregnant.

It’s pretty fucking lucky that ALIAS ended when it did, because Jennifer Garner appeared to have been holding up four lifetimes of BEBE-MAKING to unleash an army ¬†attractive, strong-jawed offspring with Ben Affleck. No one wants to see Sydney Bristow in that lacy bra and...

Blake Lively almost definitely sent nude pictures to Ben Affleck 0

Blake Lively almost definitely sent nude pictures to Ben Affleck

Remember when Blake Lively filmed The Town with director/actor/asshole Ben Affleck? Well back then the rumours that the reason Ben rewrote the role for Blake (the position was originally for a 45 year old woman) was because Blake was working her, aherm, feminine charms on...