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Katie Holmes is a catholic now. 0

Katie Holmes is a catholic now.

Katie Holmes obviously gives a single shit about her mortality at this stage, because she walked past the convoy of black escalades following her everywhere right into a Catholic Church and came out to scratch each of those fuckers down the side with a rosary....

True love is over. 0

True love is over.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have sat down in a boardroom and decided to terminate their contract marriage. Katie had fulfilled five years of her obligations as Tom’s robot bride, and when her contractual negotiations came up Tom decided to tell her that he was going in another...