Tagged: angelina jolie

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Jennifer Aniston says we need to GET OVER IT.

Jennifer Aniston is really busy right now you guys.   She took a break from her hectic schedule of not winning awards and not being nominated for awards to tell her embryonic mother known as the media that she’s totally 100% not mad at Angelina Jolie. As...

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Angelina and Brad sold their wedding pictures.

Remember how I wrote about how Angelina and Brad didn’t bother shilling out their special private moment to magazines for lots and lots of money, because Angelina and Brad are too rich and too in love to use their special relationship for cash and publicity? Well, I...

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Brangelina got Married, and Britney is Single

I’m back! (Sort of) I’m going to be moving apartments over the next coming weeks so my scheduled update situation is going to be a little less regular sometimes whilst I pack my LIFE in boxes. But fuck, I should never go on vacation again...

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Scarlett Johansson is the new box office queen.

Did you know Scarlett Johansson is getting paid up to $20 Million per movie right now?  Hollywood have decided no other doe-eyed woman can emote slutty and vacuous all at once like Scarlett Johansson. And Scarlett Johansson may have just proved those sleazy old fucks...

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THE HOLY ONES WERE TOUCHED BY A PEON

If when you woke up this morning your coffee was cold, your tv was acting whack, your cat had shit all over your shoes and a swirling storm cloud raged outside – then don’t be alarmed, the gods are just really angry right now. Saint...