Stop trying to make Artpop happen, it’s not going to happen.
Poor Lady Caca, she ordered a horse on ebay, called it Artpop, and as it arrived dead she’s simply been wheeling it’s taxidermied ass as if it was alive for the past year.
And so we arrive at the lavish, big budget music video for G.U.Y which I am sure has simply DOZENS UPON DOZENS of cultural subtexts and pop-culture allegories, but unfortunately for Gaga, no-one really gives a fuck any more!
Gaga needs to let go of that shit in the same way that we as a society had to let go of Anastacia and Sunset Beach. Sometimes saying goodbye to something you love but no-one else does is the hardest thing.
In all, Gaga paid over $300,000 to film the project at Hearst castle, before the cost of the video itself. Combined with the fact that Artpop has already proven a rather large financial failure for Universal, then Gaga is in short out of her fucking mind to produce such a huge scale video for lets be frank, one of her worst single releases to date. Still, at least it’s sold more than Britney Jean. There’s always that.
I really hope Gaga sets her next Artpop music video inside the soap world of Sunset Beach, where we can have a cameo from Annie who will talk to herself for hours.