EVERYONE’S DAY IS JUST RUINED NOW!
After seeing this breaking headline on UsWeekly about universally beloved sister-in-law of international icon and celebritay Heidi Montag’s marriage failing, the world falls to it’s feet and shouts “NO WHY GOD WHY! IS TRUE LOVE DEAD?”
Stephanie Pratt and Julien Chabbott (?) have divorced as the world STOPS in it’s tracks to re-evaluate life and consider what this means for their own relationships.
UsWeekly did an amazing job securing this exclusive scoop, I just know that other similar magazines such as People and Toilet Paper were desperate to feature this shocker on their frontpages and scoop millions of new readers eager to find out what exactly went wrong.
Unfortunately even the insanely talented like Stephanie Pratt are not immune to the sad autumn of love, where just one assault of a police officer can turn that autumn to a cold, lonely winter.