The Spurses did gone have a wedding y’all
If you woke up two days ago smelling the scent of deep fried chicken and cheese and couldn’t see a KFC bucket anywhere in sight, then you were just smelling the global meltdown of frying the fuck out of everything known as Jamie Spears’ catering at Jamie-Lynn Spears’ wedding.
To make things more confusing, Jamie Lynn married another motherfuckin Jamie, called Jamie Watson. In the tenth generation the Spears’ will become a sub-aryan race of Jamies poised to take over the world.
Of course Queen of Frappes and Cheetos herself was there. It’s kind of a super bummer when your sister is Britney Spears at your wedding, because well, no one gives a shit about you – but I feel like this wedding looked surprisingly tasteful…the Spurses have expensive taste!