So Britney Spears reads Voltaire…
So you know, Britney Spears has been acting weirdly normal lately, and now she’s acting weirdly intellectual. Britney has been on a break in Hawaii in which she’s been tweeting pictures of her hot bikini bod, but now on her way back to the states Britters was spotted holding a book called “Candide, ou l’Optimisme” which is a satire from 18th Century philosopher Voltaire and a literary classic.
This is Britney Spears we are talking about, the same woman who ten years ago didn’t know that Canada was in the same landmass as America. I guess there’s something to be said for catching up on that missed education.
So if Britney Spears isn’t reading 50 Shades of Grey, then why t’fuck are you?!