Sharon Stone is now 104.
Sharon Stone recently took a break from flashing her titties like a 24 year old stripper in Paris to take the advice that she was “dressing too young” seriously. Sharon knew that it was time to take of the leather trousers, and so at the Lupus LA event, she debuted an elegant and demure new look which she calls “La femme d’or” or “The Golden Girl”.
Sharon Stone wins ALL of the fashion awards this year, and we have her style secrets.
How to Get the GOLDEN GIRL look.
Headwear: Probably from a Beverley Hills designer boutique store.
Budget Look: Just walk into any retirement home and steal one from a sleeping meemaw.
Dress: Probably a unique creation from a fancy designer in Paris. Foo Foo.
COST:$2,000+ a feel of a peekaboo titty.
Budget Look: Literally get a paper doily from your grans house, find a potato sack, and stitch the doily on the hole you cut at the top. Spraypaint the sack grey.
COST: $20, but you’ll also get a sack worth of potatoes, so that’s worth it.
Gloves & Bag: It’s hard to imagine that these gloves are anything but the finest dead cow money can buy given that Sharon Stone will physically skin an animal herself if it’ll look good on her.
COST: Over $1000 and an evil cackle.
Budget Look: Why bother spending thousands of dollars on a bag made of animal skins when you could stand by any roadside and pick up a dead hedgehog. Literally just wear two dead hedgehogs on your hands, and for a bag, string a little string through a dead bird and use its mouth to store smints etc.
COST: $1 For the string. Don’t worry about the blood, because your dress is a potato sack.
Et Voila! Now you too look like you’ve turned 104 and become a bag lady all for less than the price of a Blu-Ray! Sharon continues to be an age-inappropriate style icon no matter what generation she’s pretending to be. Kudos to you, Stone.