Sarah Harding is continuing to be a hot mess on Celebrity Big Brother
Every year in the UK a veritable who’s who of nobodies have their publicists battle it out to get a spot on the Channel 5 ritual known as Celebrity Big Brother so that they can hopefully land themselves a few interviews on Loose Women and eventually a Heat magazine tell-all about what it was living through the HELL of house-sharing in a multi-million dollar property for a few weeks.
The ultimate, of course, is the coveted January weight loss DVD the subsequent year and maybe, just maybe, a promotion to ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get me Out Of Here!‘. Lofty dreams, indeed.
But Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud fame obviously had designs that CBB would help relaunch her pop career and/or pay the bills. Kind of like how Jo O’Meara from S Club 7 did. Except, well, Jo went on to eventually be branded a racist fuck and have a catastrophic PR implosion that killed her career as we know it.
Unfortunately, Sarah is learning the hard way that being, you know, an unstable recovering addict who isn’t recovering so great anymore on national telly isn’t necessarily the best thing for your career; as is evidenced by this masterpiece in ‘Hot Mess Telly’ which I guess we can also call “Every single person on a night out ever”.
Other than absolutely slaying a Mariah Carey song, Sarah has been hitting headlines for entering a new relationship with Batchelor nobody Chad Johnson whom she’s also been seen wanking off on camera. Now before you get all pious, just ask yourself, have YOU never wanked off a reality tv star on telly for 1.9 million viewers? And if the answer is “No” then fuck off because you are clearly lying!
Hopefully, when Sarah gets out of the house she’ll be able to pause and get some help to address the extremities of her behavior and eventually mount the comeback she deserves – a recurring guest slot on the Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side panel for 200 pounds a booking.