Rita Whora is sitting next to Kim Kartrashian at the VMAS

Because the VMA’s are STUNT BITCHES, they took a quick look at their seating chart at the VMAS and decided that it was missing controversy and ratings.

As such, they decided to sit Rob Kardashian’s ex, walking std Rita Ora literally four seats away from the bag of rotting cottage cheese known as Kim Kardashian. Given that Kim blame’s Rita for rob spiralling into the fat zone, expect plenty of Kim looking off in the other direction and a lot of Rita being suffocated by Kim’s devious ass.

I’m sure  this will change in a few days when MTV add Calvin Harris and Any Basketball team in between those tricks for even more SCANDAL and DRAMA, because nothing is worse than having to sit for two hours next to someone you’ve boned.

Somewhere the CDC is throwing themselves off a bridge, because by putting Rita and Kim so close together there’s almost certainly a serious hazmat situation going to occur and not nearly enough bleach to burn that shit away.

Tags :
Previous post link
Next post link

1 Comments

Leave a Reply

Scroll To Top