Category: Random

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The woman who used a potato as a contraceptive.

So Columbia gave us Shakira, which means Columbia is a sexy and batshit crazy place. I know this not only because Shakira’s songs are straight up textbook examples of what mentally ill people might sing, but also because Columbia is a place where women see potatos...

The Frogtease Worm 0

The Frogtease Worm

This fucking worm is such a cocktease. Look at it behind that iPhone screen wiggling its lithe and flexible ass, telling those fuckin frogs what they are missing. This worm is basically the picture of an Oreo ice-cream sandwich in front of the empty section...

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Fuck It, I Quit!

So when I quit my job I handed them a nice little two month notice package and helped train people’s asses and brokered a deal to best allow them to fill my role, but that’s only because I didn’t have a masterclass in eloquent quitting...

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Sarahhhhhh whyyyyyy sarahhhhh

Because being drunk is the best and the worst, and because Kayaks are the chosen mode of transportation of the gods, here’s a video of a DRAMATIC drunk called Max who is sinking in his Kayak while his evil bitch friend Sarah just giggles and watches. Sarah...

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The fugitive who stopped to play with cats.

Any cat owner will know that whilst cats are definitely Satan and also can poop smells that you didn’t know were possible to exist without the accompanying sight of 1000 corpses, they make great occasional lap cosies and also can be quite entertaining if you...

Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants! BOOTSANDPANTS! 2

Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants! BOOTSANDPANTS!

Life never has enough local mall commercials. East Hills Mall wanted to create a flashy, exciting, high quality video to promote some of the mall’s elegant luxury brand residents such as OFF BROADWAY SHOES, and RUE 21, and what better way to do that than with an...