Because Mario Lopez’ publicists have a book to sell, he’s been out doing what every other kind, respectful gentleman who has ever been with Britney Spears does…selling her the fuck out! After Mario used his son on the last episode of Ellen as a talking point, he was...
Being Scottish, I have been subject to a great many glorious, slick and not-at-all bargain basement media productions over the years selling everything from carpets to shoe insoles. Scotland’s commercial production ability makes the East Hills Mall advert look sort of like Schindler’s List. So...
Britney Spears returned to the AXIS at Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas, after her summer hiatus last night – and the Holy Spearit looked like a whole different person. With clearly visible weight loss and tighter, more toned abs and arms – her hard workout sessions...
I once knew a dude who was hugely into Hilary Duff. It was totally fucking weird. I mean, Hilary Duff was for 8 year old girls and he was a man of a certain age. I was concerned about this. I don’t know exactly what...
Because it’s been a shitty week for the world, here’s Ariana Grande basically doing what we all do to our tipsy family friends at each and every Christmas party as they stagger out the door. Ariana Grande is probably just scared to get Ian Somerhalder’s slut lips all...
Princess Buttercup of the Forest aka Taylor Swift has long been known for her extremely questionable taste in male genital touching partners because when your head is literally filled with Princess Sofia songs and Twilight books then you don’t really have much of a radar from...
