Category: Random

I’M NOT GAY NO MORE! 0

I’M NOT GAY NO MORE!

I think Andrew Caldwell is a little confused about what being gay actually entails, but being hetrosexual has clearly given him a case of the EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSES because when he talks about women he sounds like he’s halfway between throwing up in his...

CNBC’s Squawk Box is a damn mess. 0

CNBC’s Squawk Box is a damn mess.

In “Damn, America – You still a dumb bitch!” news, CNBC’s anchors for the painful late night financial experience known as “Squawk Box” decided to invite Irish CEO Martin Shanahan onto their show to basically discuss all the things he had no idea he’d be...

So, Then…The Trivago Woman. 0

So, Then…The Trivago Woman.

In todays edition of “So, Then…” we have the basic brunette from the Trivago adverts. Not only is the chick from the Trivago adverts super fucking demanding and high maintainence (Her ideal holiday is essentially George Clooney’s Lake Como palace)  but she has her A+++++...

Britney Spears and Mario Lopez 0

Mario Lopez banged Britney Spears

Because Mario Lopez’ publicists have a book to sell, he’s been out doing what every other kind, respectful gentleman who has ever been with Britney Spears does…selling her the fuck out! After Mario used his son on the last episode of Ellen as a talking point, he was...

This fabulous, fiercely epic child will steal your week. 0

This fabulous, fiercely epic child will steal your week.

Because the only thing that local news is good for is documenting the awesomeness that goes on behind the reporters, there was one diva who was not going to let this moment lie without bringing 100% ferosh glittery intensity to the proceedings. And that boy...

Thorne Travel might be the travel agents of the DECADE 0

Thorne Travel might be the travel agents of the DECADE

Being Scottish, I have been subject to a great many glorious, slick and not-at-all bargain basement media productions over the years selling everything from carpets to shoe insoles. Scotland’s commercial production ability makes the East Hills Mall advert look sort of like Schindler’s List. So...