Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are extremely low-key.
Noted actress of Bollywood fame, Priyanka Chopra recently had a show cancelled. Noted former Jonas Brother Nick Jonas recently saw all of his last two years of singles flop.
This is completely irrelevant information that is in no way related to the media circus that surrounded their recent multi-day wedding in which both players just wanted a little privacy.
Yes, they sold their pictures to OK!, People and Vogue. Yes, Google Pixel sponsored the wedding, as did Amazon, Lime Bike, Elit Vodka, Ralph Lauren, possibly JBL and a dozen others. And yes, there was this drone footage of a veil that screams “CAN YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME PLEASE”, but that doesn’t mean that this was Priyanka and Nick’s end goal of course.
Nope. True love prevails. This was clearly a show of unity between two people very much in love
with publicity and assertions otherwise have already proven to be extremely unpopular, as was demonstrated by The Cut’s tone-deaf assertion that Chopra was, gasp, staging the wedding in an effort to create publicity and to gain roles in Hollywood.
Nope, Chopra and Jonas are in this for true love. And what do newlyweds do best? You might think take a lengthy vacation to relax on a beach somewhere and bask in the glow of a newly recognized love of a lifetime. Well you’d be wrong. The answer is: attend a publicity event for a dating app in Mumbai.
At said event, you would then be presented with your Vogue cover as a cake and asked to slice it and feed it to your newlywed husband. This is all totally low-key,
But i mean, it’s nice to imagine them banging isn’t it? And that’s enough to count for now.