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Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Lindsay Shookus’ alien baby.

Jennifer Garner. Why can’t a sister just buy a fuckin eggplant in peace? The tabloids are transfixed with her. TRANS-FIXED. Salacious pictures of her walking around in jeans with her kids at farmers markets buying strawberries? Hold the press! Jennifer Garner just looked at an orange!...

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The Future…

Hello Loyal Readers (Are there any of you left?) I wanted to write a little update since the last time we posted was way back in February of this year.  For those of you who actually used to read the site on a regular basis...

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Two Saints spent the night playing Sudoku

Because celebrities have publicists who work day and night to make them seem ultimately like holy beings, if you hear that a celebrity branded “A bit of a schlaggggg really” then you have to really ask yourself how many people they are banging to get...