Rachel McAdams is giving interviews because she’s got a new movie coming out and girl gotta hollah for a dollah child.
Rachel followed the typical tried and tested PR approved answers of interviews including saying shit like “I never wanted to be a movie star.” as if getting into film acting is some happy accident and that the people in pursuit of the career are vapid and hollow, not like REAL movie stars.
Rachel went on to tick the box of insisting she’s like, really talented you guys, and can play a bad bitch too and cited Regina George to remind you she was in Mean Girls, thankyouverymuch.
Then just before you were about to order a box of YAWNS from your local chinese to finish reading her interview, she whacked out this bad boy
She has no qualms about bursting a few bubbles when it comes to the mechanics of her famous celluloid romances. In The Notebook, it turns out, she wasn’t exactly enamoured of her on-camera lover, Ryan Gosling.
“We weren’t throwing Ming vases at each other, so it wasn’t loathing, but our relationship was not what you saw on the screen,” she says, carefully. “I would say that we were both, well, professional.”
She admits that she was more surprised than anyone when she eventually started dating Gosling, two years after the film was made. “It certainly wasn’t something that either of us had expected would come out of that filmmaking experience,” she says, giggling.
“Which goes to show you that you can engineer chemistry on screen just by telling the audience that these two people love each other. And, unless your actors are doing a really terrible job, I think people will want to see that. As an actor you don’t have to feel it. You don’t have to feel anything. Just imagine it.
So aside from Rachel McAdams teaching you how to act in the direct opposite way that Meryl Streep teaches you how to act (Who’s to say who’s right here?!) she also has burst a thousand date night dreamssssss by telling us that off camera, Noah and Allie had about as much feeling for each other as I do for chiffon. (Read: NONE).
Rachel is obviously blind if she had anything other than the deep desire to bone when working on a movie with Ryan Gosling, but thats okay, because blind bitches deserve love too.
It’s kind of bold of Rachel to go right out there and say this shit, because you know, that Ryan Gosling rocketship is way up there right now, its like Chris Nolan territory up there.
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