Nicole Kidman wants water at only room temperature
Nicole Kidman is a name that you might remember as being the chick from Moulin Rouge! and The Others back in the early 2000s. Suffice to say her name is certainly not Nicole Relevant or Nicole Current, but such details do not hold a bitch down when a bitch wants to be a bitch.
Nicole has long been known to be one cold ho on the set of her movies, and regularly demands that people don’t look her in the eye and don’t talk to her, and shit hasn’t changed.
In this weeks National Enquirer, the following report was printed
Nicole Kidman’s shooting her new horror film “Stoker” in Nashville, but crew members swear the real horror is Nicole! Reports [a] backstage spy…”Nicole is a real witch, and they’ve nicknamed her ‘Ice Princess.’ No one’s even allowed to speak to her, except for primary cast members, the director or producers. The other day she requested a glass of water and was furious when the person brought her water with ice in it. ‘I don’t drink ice water,’ Nicole bellowed, demanding a room temperature refill. Everyone’s walking around on eggshells to make sure ‘Her Majesty’ is not displeased.” In another bizarre incident, a prop person moved an umbrella she was using in a scene from one side of a table to the other. When they began to rehearse the scene, Nicole threw a fit over the minor re positioning and read the poor guy the riot act!
Ice Princess is hardly imaginative – you just look at her face and know she’s been submerged in a glacier for the past six years, that face is so rigid even the warmest summer wouldn’t melt a wrinkle in.
So Nicole likes her water at room temperature. Well Nicole should really be thanked for this, shes just being polite. Throwing ice cold water at a production assistant is just unpleasant – t’s much more palatable at room temperature.
And the umbrella was more than likely to be a health and safety hazard in its new home, given that Nicole is widely known to be a real stickler for risk assessing – she was just helping the production managers out by ensuring improper prop placement that endangers the lives of others isn’t repeated!
Bless, always thinking of others, that one.