Johnny Weir’s messy breakup from his glittery lawyer boyfriend is getting serious, so he popped round to seperate his shoes. It turns out Johnny Weir has more shoes than the wardrobe department for Sex and the City. – TMZ
The Shit Hunger Games is on track to make something along the lines of $53 Million this weekend at the box-office. Shit Katniss Everdeen was not available for comment. – Deadline
News networks are going to be losing their shit if they finally find this plane. Who the hell is going to watch CNN any more? – Daily Mail
Kate Bush has fallen out of a bush in the country somewhere to announce she’s playing some gigs in London.- BBC News
Being a VIP at a Britney Spearsgig sounds like a Saturday night in Soho ‘”Do everything I tell you, no questions asked” whispered one of Spears’ hard bodied male dancers’ – LA Times
Cristiano Ronaldo is still alive and still looking like stylists are walking the other way on sight.- Popoholic
Idina Menzel totally loves John Travlota’s dumb ass for messing up her name at the Oscars. – HuffPo
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