Angela Lansbury is up for Murder She Wrote 2: The Bitch Did It.
I once saw the legend and pure goddess that is Angela Lansbury in London and i gotta tell you that I have never seen so many blocks gridlocked for a single celeb. In UK, Angela Lansbury is like Britney Spears 2001. Sister can shut down intersections, troll an entire traffic system and clog up an entire district with her mere presence. So for UK, a Murder She Wrote Revival would be like the telly event of the century.
Highly respected journalistic source The Mirror quotes Lansbury discussing how keen she would be to reprise her role as mass-murderer and evil genius Jessica Fletcher in the huge hit Murder She Wrote/Probably Did.
“Jessica Fletcher has become so much a part of my life, it was difficult to come to terms with it being all over.
Having said that, there have been some two-hour specials since we stopped in 1996 and I wouldn’t be surprised if we got together just one more time.”
I can’t wait to see what creative ways Jessica is going to brainwash innocent people into thinking they’ve murdered someone, so she can continue her law-defying murder spree well into her early 100s.
Jessica Fletcher should really have her own 10 part Netflix documentary series about the truth about her mind-control methods and how she plants all that evidence so carefully, because in the 250+ murders that Jessica Fletcher just happens to be knocking about for she seems to be able to solve every single one and that shit is SHA-DY.
In addition to talking about her legacy playing televisions most prolific serial killer, the REAL Saint Angie had voiced dismay that they were rebooting Beauty and the Beast for a live action, and I have to say the #1 crime (other than the beast’s overbite and weird pecs) was NO ANGELA LANSBURY. Emma Thompson should be ashamed of herself because everyone knows Mrs Potts is basically Angela Lansbury in 1000% iconic form. If Angela Lansbury had a spirit animal, it would be a jovial teapot. And in the end, Mrs Potts was less like your cuddly gran and more like something you try and smash out of your nightmares.