Lara Croft’s plastic surgery shocker.
Lara Croft, the seminal star of the Tomb Raider game series, has fuelled surgery rumours after she went from what one fashion critic called “a series of triangles stuck together” to a 21 year old.
Beauty industry insiders believe Lara’s transformation could be down to either restalyne or a bunch of guys masturbating a lot infront of their computers.
Lara’s last look was “big tittied 30 something goth” with weird glowing eyes and so her new look, in which she appears to be emerging from puberty, comes with more than a few raised eyebrows.
“I think she’s definitely had some cheek implants removed” said a cosmetic surgery guru.”With brow reshaping, a significant breast reduction, laser resurfacing, dermal filler removal, multiple surgeries on her nose to remove its angular nature, hair extensions, and chin implants removed with plenty of botox. She’s had serious smoothing done because as you can see above, everything about her was very Hilary Swank before, but now she looks more Jennifer Lawrence. Her old look had her aged by at least a decade due to the extensive surgery she had done. What she’s done here is reverse a lot of those procedures and seam up the sides with botox.”
Lara’s spokesperson released a statement in which he denied that his client has ever dabbled in surgery, a denial Lara has repeated in GAME and PLAY magazines on numerous occasions throughout her career as a submissive symbol to male fantasy. Most recently, in 2007 she said “The talk of any surgery is obviously ridiculous, because im not fucking real.”