Kris Jenner has a cookbook coming out.
If you wake up every morning and wish you had a delicious Spanish omelette recipe that would never fail, then look no further as the source of all that is evil Kris Jenner is stealing all of her household hispanics’ recipes and putting into one delicious cookbook!
In the Kitchen with Kris is both the most unlikely situation you will ever hear of Kris Jenner being in, and a “kollection” of recipes written by people who have actually been inside a kitchen. It’s lucky for us that Kris Jenner is almost certainly only pretending that she’s ever cooked anything more than the books or her skin because a Kris Jenner dinner is a big sack of tabloids, a newborn fetus, a pint of ruthless ambition, and a side of botox for dessert.
Suffice to say Martha Stewart can continue to spend her every waking moment shading Poopy Goopy Paltrow, because the odds of Kris Jenner snatching her perfectly glossy mane are about as likely as me finally convincing Gaspard Ulliel that I am his husband and that he just has really really bad amnesia.