Katy Perry has a new video out for her shit song.
It’s been about seven or eight minutes since Katy Perry released a single, so the single dropping machine in her vagina must have sensed it was slacking off and got to work in popping out another single. Because when you turn on the radio, if it’s not Katy Perry’s voice that you hear, then that’s a failing of corporate America.
Katy’s Cooter must have been aware that her last single, “Birthday”, was a fucking mess and didn’t even hit top 10, which is specifically important because that is the biggest number Katy can count to. As it wouldn’t be a Katy Perry album without releasing almost every decibel on it as an individual single, Katy quickly moved on to release the fifth single from that underwhelming-at-best album in under a year.
This is How We Do is the audio equivalent to asking Donna Martin from 90210 to write down her brain on paper. Basically everything that is written in the song is then shown on-screen, because ambiguity and artistry is for suckers and so here’s Katy Perry chilling and lying back when she sings “chilling, laid back!”
The director of this video tries to compensate for the lack of an actual song by throwing in a cute twerking ice-cream who frankly steals that shit with a baked ice-cream sandwich and confused watermelon.
Katy Perry should not bother recording any more videos for her next singles. Instead, she should just play this video of Paranomal Pugtivity in loop for all of the 94 remaining singles we will receive from Prism.