Katie Holmes obviously gives a single shit about her mortality at this stage, because she walked past the convoy of black escalades following her everywhere right into a Catholic Church and came out to scratch each of those fuckers down the side with a rosary. Yes, Katie is back to be a total Catholic which of course demonstrates that her attachment to Scientology wasn’t a forced contractual obligation and rather a real desire that she had always had.
If Katie Holmes could make it any more obvious she was a beard, she might as well just start walking around like this.
Its also been reported that Katie was up to some serious SYDNEY BRISTOW shit when she was leaving Tom, and had a secret cellphone to orchestrate the divorce because the Scienloonatics would have brow beaten her down if they’d found out.
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