Kate Winslet is probably the devil.
This just in from reliable and newsworthy source Star Magazine – Kate Winlset could give less than two shits about her fans and is probably the source of all evil.
Kate has been filming a movie called “Labor Day” which fortunately isn’t the sequel to those awful fucking romantic comedies nor is it the sequel to Lindsay Lohan’s tv classic “Labor Pains”. It’s probably some sort of dramatic shit given that Kate Winslet exclusively stars in depressing and overlong movies now.
Whilst filming in Massachusetts, over 100 lonely townsfolk showed up with WELCOME WINSLET signs, because you know, no-one has a job outside of cities. According to locals, they wished they’d changed that shit to WICKED WINSLET after Kate arrived in a storm of bitchiness with only her 50-Shades-Of-Cunt umbrella for cover.
Apparently Kate unleashed “dirty looks” and was “so mean” to the people who’d waited to breathe in her air. Kate is just a regular down to earth person, except when she’s around regular down to earth people.
Kate is just going from strength to strength lately, first she eye rolled and gagged over Celine Dion, which is basically sacrilegious and after breaking a few dudes hearts and calling Leonardo DiCaprio fat she is now throwing a pisspot full of mad looks and empty autograph books to her fans. Kate may be too busy counting the money she’s made from acting for these commoners in major motion pictures to give two twats, and who can blame her, money is a better friend than people.