Justin Bieber is keeping his fans up past their bedtime.
Because the world is still letting Justin Bieber play dress up as a popstar despite the fact it stopped being cute the moment it first happened, Justin has pulled the age old teen star growing old trick of becoming what we’ll call a “doodoo head” just in case he reads this, because it’s uncouth to swear in-front of children.
At his London concert at The O2 Arena, Biebs kept everyone awake WAYYYYY past their bedtime by not bothering to stroll on-stage at his 9.30 call-time after THREE HOURS OF SUPPORTING ACTS. He instead decided on rocking up on stage sometime between 10.10 and 10.30.
Biebs arrived to a shower of BOOS by his sacred beloved fans, which must have been a hot new shade of “????” for his precious ears only used to the sound of ear piercing screams and tired beats from Justin Timberlake’s 2002 reject demo’s that now appear in all of his albums.
Hilariously, Biebs took to Twitter
to ask Elle Fanning if she wanted to come out to play to apologise, but NAHT REALLY.
Bieber stated “Last night I was scheduled after 3 opening acts to go on stage at 935 not 830 but because of some technical issues I got on at 10:10,” he wrote.
“There is no excuse and I apologise for anyone we upset. However it was great show and I’m proud of that.”
Technical Issues? The only Technical Issue here is that Biebs technically refused to strut out on stage until he’d completed the final season of the Teletubbies before rounding that out with Balamory and the glamorous shit that is PC Plum.
If anyone in Biebs’ team had ever been to the O2 Arena, they’d know that you have to evacuate the dancefloor in that joint at 11.30 at the very latest to get your ass anywhere, because it’s based in “North Greenwich” which might as well be “a field in the middle of Sussex”.
Seriously, Biebers fans probably collapsed in their mum’s arms around 1.30am when they finally crawled home having had to leave the show early to do so. Apparently concert promoter AEG has agreed to refund people on a “case by case basis” which is funny because I would have thought they’d have done it as a gesture of goodwill for anyone who had to sit through a Justin Bieber concert.