Julianne Hough has it bad enough when she arrives on the red carpet to side glances of “Harpo, Who dis woman?” from people who are actual movie stars, but now she also has to go through the same thing all over again with actual Chinese paintings.
Julianne turned up to the Lone Ranger première wearing the stolen remnants of a Chinese dynasty art cabinet because her stylist probably told her that was a good way to stand out.
Sadly, Juliane gets a lot of “Julianddddwhoareyou?” everywhere she goes. She gets it from Kellie Pickler and Taylor Swift for this mess. She gets it from Ryan Seacrest when she walks into him in the sauna and he’s not alone. She gets it from movie-going audiences when she’s on posters for movies with her name above the title
I guess Hollywood is trying to make Julianne Hough happen, because surprisingly enough, Reese Witherspoon is not happening any more, Cameron Diaz has clocked up some mileage and Jennifer Lawrence has a lot of rejected scripts to pass on. So sure, why not.
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