So Jessie J isn’t doing very well for herself since she slithered off of the chair from The Voice. So what is a girl to do when record sales are down and interest in you is at an all-time low? Why denounce your entire USP as an edgy pop star of course!
Jessie told The Mirror (?!) that she actually only went through a phase of loving minge and now wants you guys to stop reminding her that she totally told us all she loves the lemon.
“For me, it was a phase, but I’m not saying bisexuality is a phase for everybody…I feel that if I continue my career not speaking on it, I almost feel more of a liar than if I didn’t. I just want to be honest, and it’s really not a big deal. Who cares?…..I did talk about it, and I was open about it, and I do support being lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender – love who you want.
That’s what I’m doing. I don’t regret anything I ever said, but I never knew back then that whatever I said became a fact that I couldn’t change….I’m just so bored of it, and that’s kind of it – I want to stop talking about it completely now and find myself a husband.
“It’s a true struggle. All the chick flicks that didn’t make sense to me, I now understand – Sex and the City is real!”
Like I’m no expert on this field, but my Lesbian Radar is reading “IKEA SHOPPING PARTNER” when i see Jessie J, which can mean only one thing. Jessie J is definitely (probably) a lesbian.
As Jessie gently shuffles her latern-faced ass back into the closet screaming about how she LOVVEEEEES watching Sex and the City (For Miranda obvs) we are left with the most telling line of the interview.
She went on to brush off giving her sexuality a name completely, saying: “I’m not anything. I’m aware of who I want to be and I want to marry a man. That’s it.”
If that third album dont sell Jessie, you can come out full lezzies blazing!
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